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Steve's "Dirty" Shirts

$40

Handmade by Brooklyn-based visual artist Steve Girard! Express your Wild and Wooly side with these one-of-a-kind originals. Shown above are only two examples of many different varieties. Each one is handmade in Stephen's bathtub, and therefore unique in coloring and patterns. Buy a few!

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Rap Scene Sweatshirt

$60

A favorite scene in Floaters Dot Com brought to life through words on a sweatshirt. Rep the flick and show your sinister side as you rock this warm and fuzzy fleece. This shirt is designed and hand-produced produced at local small business in New York City. Please note: this garment is twisted as f#ck 😈

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Official Floaters Bandana

$12

Suitable as a head covering, or face mask to ward off COVID-19 (a deadly form of coronavirus). Two color options!

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Rich Lil Warlock Shirt

$35

Show some love for the little guy. Original artwork promoting the hit new series from St. Simian Entertainment. Celebrate the richest boy while sporting this colorful number. You’ll be sure to make your friends jealous. This shirt is screen printed on 100% cotton and designed and hand-produced at local small businesses in New York City.

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Steve’s BigDannas

$17

These aren’t your normal run of the mill bandanas. These are something much larger… so large, we call them BigDannas! Available in pink or orange, they’re sure to cause a buzz, even long after the end of the COVID-19 plandemic. Design by the inimitable Steve Girard.

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